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May 31, 2008

Foie Gras and F Stops ...

Wandering around the Tate Modern’s Street and Studio exhibition today I wondered what everyday scenes Lewis Hine would take for later years to marvel at. Will people think the same of our colour, digital images as I do of his black and white shots of child labour?

Would Robert Frank have taken the picture of the man with the homeless and hungry sign hung around his neck that K saw before I did.. I was far too slow to even get the camera out of the case let alone powered up and focussed.

I was better at shopping and tonight we sat out to enjoy foie gras from Borough Market…

May 30, 2008

Sun ...

Then, at six o’clock, all of a sudden the sun came out.

At last the end of a long week.

May 29, 2008

Anna Checks Out ...

“There’s a free till at the end”, said the supervisor.

I don’t know why I didn’t take it. The person in front of me seemed to have enough food to feed an army and was taking an age to pack it into plastic bags that would have shamed any green activisit.

But that again I don’t know why I started to talk to Anna one day at the till. Since then almost every week at Sainsbury’s I’ve looked out for her and always enjoyed the chat.

From today that’s all over. She’s moving on to work at the local hospital. The weekends of working on a till from 7 to 4 have taken their toll and in her own words, “I’m better than this”.

And you know what, she is.

Good luck Anna.

May 28, 2008

Sleepless In ...

If I don’t sleep soon I’ll end up sleeping all day.

Hopefully tonight will be better…

May 27, 2008

Asshurbanipal and I ...

I was listening to the In Our Time podcast this morning and realised that I had a lot in common with Asshurbanipal.

As the last great king of ancient Assyria his life’s work was to gather together the knowledge of the time and have it recorded in his great library at Ninevh.

In those times they weren’t adverse to chaining scholars to desks and getting them to write out all they knew in order to have it recorded for all time. Luckily time has moved on and things are no longer recorded on clay tablets.

Of course technology has moved on from Cuneiform to Wikis but getting the information is still troublesome.

Perhaps I need to invest in some desks with chains …

May 26, 2008

Inspiration ...

On a wet Bank Holiday Monday when you expect to be taking pictures of something it’s easy to give up and think there’s nothing suitable to point a camera at.

That wasn’t the case for Jamie Livingston who took a photo every day for eighteen years, until the day he died, using a Polaroid SX-70 camera.

Read the article at Mental Floss and see the pictures here.

May 25, 2008

Out Of The Shed At Last ...

Finally the bike has made it out of the shed, the tyres are pumped and (without stabalisers) I made it down the road, up to the museum and back home in one piece.

Eddy Merckx would be proud …

May 24, 2008

The Gas Man Cometh ...

“Russia were going to be the political winners from the beginning,” , said Terry Wogan as he closed what could be his last commentary on the yearly extravaganza of bad music and even worse costumes.

The fact is that the voting is now more along geo-political lines than if the song is any good. We put in one of the best songs we have submitted for many years and only got votes from Ireland and San Marino.

If voting is down to who provides your gas then Andy the Binman never stood a chance…

May 23, 2008

Twilight ...

“We should be sitting outside”, said Martin as we all milled around the kitchen.

So, that’s how we came to be sitting out ‘till 1 am, watching swifts and swallows, admiring solar lights and firelight and swapping stories …

May 22, 2008

500 ...

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Arghh, I seem to have a sick and broken weblog.

Every time I try to post or maintain this place it falls over with a 500 error.

Hopefully those nice people at my hosters Acenet will be sorting it soon.

May 21, 2008

Twinkle Toes ...

I sprint (as much as I can these days) up the stairs from answering the phone and walk into my office and hear a crack.

Looking down the little toe of my left foot is at right angles to the rest of my foot. “That looks really wrong”, I think to myself and look at my other foot. The toes on that one are obediently lined up with their mates.

Trying to move it doesn’t work. Wiggling it makes some graunchy noises and, more importantly, hurts. I wiggle it again and I hear another snap.

Luckily I have a cup of hot sweet tea and now I have a neatly strapped toe.

Hopefully they won’t need me for the football later…

May 20, 2008

Wikis - again ...

“So, where do I find how to do that ?”, is a question I have been asking a lot recently.

I was thrown, or threw myself, into this new role in a new part of the organisation with a hope that things would be different and everything I needed to know would have been drawn together and safely stored in one place.

Alas, that’s not the case and I find myself again turning to a Wiki to sort out just how things have to be done and where all the information is.

This time I’m trying to be good and play within the corporate rules. That means using Microsoft products and Sharepoint.

Let’s be clear. One thing Sharepoint isn’t is a Wiki engine. Gone are the days of MediaWiki and the ease of editing the HTML. Embedding images seem to be hard enough. Working out just why this paragraph has a different line spacing from the one about (and how to fix it with the half dozen editing buttons that you are allowed) would try the patience of a saint.

But, it is on a corporate server which should be loved and cared for and maybe one day will be upgraded to a later version of Sharepoint which allows you to do all things we used to do.

Something tells me the bigger issue will be getting other people to put things into it …

May 19, 2008

Too Little, Too Late, Too Much ...

Friends Reunited - FAQs

We have removed the single greatest barrier to increased communication between our members.

As many as 87 per cent of messages on the old Friends Reunited were never sent because of the cost of membership and we thought that was a great shame, so we have dropped the fee to encourage greater interaction between members but still with the same level of privacy that they enjoyed before.
Please be assured that, unlike other social networks, we will still never reveal you personal email address.

In April this year Friends Reunited relaunched as a free service in an attempt to take some of the market lost to sites such as Facebook.

If, like me you joined this site, paid the subscription and used if for a year you probably gave up when the fees rose to £7.50.

Now, it’s free but, sadly, the interface is even more littered with adverts and slow to load. At a time when Facebook is about to serve it’s first re-design Friends Reunited is a cluttered interface which takes ages to load and is virtually impossible to use.

Looking around it today was rather like being in a museum. A lot of interesting things there, some great pictures from my old Sixth Form but absolutely no one using it.

A search for recently updated profiles returns the message, “Sorry, there are no results for that search”, but why do I need to search ? Why can’t I just have a page with that data on it like Facebook does ? Why does every profile need to have a space for a photo that’s the size of a small paperback book ? Why doesn’t friend find search your places which is where they would be in the first place ?

Friends Reunited used to be a great, slick, fast interface. Now it looks more dated that the pictures of my Sixth Form friends back in the 80s …

May 18, 2008

Mr Fox ...

One extra place for Sunday lunch today.

Apparently he didn’t like the French mustard but the German ham went down very well…

May 17, 2008

Solar Lights ...

I think we are seriously in danger of attracting passing planes.

If it was a little warmer we’d be sitting outside tonight with our new sun jar

May 16, 2008

Football Crazy ...

Over the years the presents have been trains, Lego and things to make.

Now it’s the Tottenham home strip, football annuals and Age of Empires as Richard grows up and his ninth year starts.

Thank goodness for the whoopie cushion and probably the best laugh we all have had for a long, long time.

Happy Birthday Richard.

May 15, 2008

Soca Plods On ...

Soca abandons hunt for crime lords - Times Online

The special squad set up to take on the barons of organised crime has gone back to the drawing board after prosecuting only a handful of the 130 figures it aimed to bring to book.

Experienced officers are leaving the Serious Organised Crime Agency (Soca) “in droves” and the organisation’s original hitlist has been shelved, The Times has learnt.

Sources said that it had spent two years pursuing a flawed strategy on the basis of poor intelligence.

Soca, which publishes its annual report this week, identified 130 crime barons it believed were controlling the drugs trade, human-trafficking and racketeering in Britain.

I wonder what is happening to policing in this country. SOCA seem unable to investigate people and prosecute them whilst in the middle of Oxford Street at rush hour someone is stabbed to death.

Last night two things happened. A car at the top of the road sat for most of the night with it’s car alarm sounding every ten minutes. It wasn’t broken into, the alarm was clearly faulty. After trying to sleep for fifteen minutes I wondered if I should call the local police on the non-emergency line to see if they could track down the owner and get them to sort it.

The problem is that, overnight, there’s very few police around and this was just be treated as a low priority call.

At 3am a “domestic incident” started down the road as a girl, clearly distressed, left a house and proceeded to have a stand up argument for forty minutes in the road.

I came close to calling them about this as well. Again, the reason I didn’t, was the fact that there is few of them. Getting a car out to deal with an argument in the street just isn’t their priority.

If things are this bad at the elite end of the police force I wonder how bad things are for the local bobby …

May 14, 2008

Agua ...

Barcelona relies on water by ship to slake its thirst amid drought - Times Online

Barcelona received its first seaborne shipment of drinking water yesterday, part of an unprecedented emergency plan to tackle the city’s worst drought in decades.

The tanker carrying five million gallons (23 million litres) of water from nearby Tarragona is just the first to help to alleviate the growing shortages in one of Spain’s top tourist destinations, which has already resulted in hosepipes being banned and many fountains turned off.

Things aren’t that bad here but I used the last of the water in the water butt this evening and, this year, I’m not growing as much as I usually do.

Luckily the weather is turning and there is rain in the air …

May 13, 2008

HP Sauce ...

After waiting, wondering and speculating about “a momentous thing” happening all of a sudden, out of the blue “a gigantic thing” happens.

I’m sure the days ahead will have uncertainty but all we can do now is sit tight, hang on and try to ride it out.

May 12, 2008

Back ...

No shorts, no sitting outside, no laying in the sun.

Just 350 mails and 4,000 posts in Google Reader to trawl through.

Normality returns, and, so does work.

May 11, 2008

Poor Man's Bread ...

Roman emperors ate it to help them make ‘bold decisions’; Anglo-Saxons swore by it to ‘spring clean’ the blood; Victorians thought the plant was a cure for toothache, hiccups and even freckles; in the 1960s, the strongest demand for it came from the north, where whatever the family income, high tea reigned supreme and back in 19th century England watercress was commonly eaten for breakfast between two slices of bread or alone as the “poor man’s bread”.

For us it was a good excuse to visit the annual Watercress Festival walk in the sun and eat some amazing food.

May 10, 2008

Our House ...

“Our house, is a very, very, very fine house.
With two cats in the yard,
Life used to be so hard,
Now everything is easy ‘cause of you.”

Crosby, Stills and Nash

After traveling around all week it was nice to spend a day around the house, pottering in the garden, cooking outside and watching the stars.

May 9, 2008

Sir Bernard Brocas ...

After looking for the Coronation Throne for 10 minutes I give up and go to ask one of the guides.

Westminster Abbey seems far from tourist friendly. The headsets providing an audio commentary aren’t issued to tourists after 3pm. The leaflets handed out have two sets of numbers only one set of which (the ones in a golden square) match the numbers on show as you walk around. That wouldn’t be too bad if that fact was mentioned somewhere.

Next time we will get there earlier (it’s worth checking just when the Abbey is open) and try to make a little sense of all the history that’s on offer there.

Life is less complicated at The Trafalgar Roof Garden, although after the success of last year they now have a £5 cover charger per person.

The view is still amazing. Sir Bernard Brocas would have had a more direct response.

Westminster Abbey

“advanced to Reading in Berkshire which place refusing him admittance, he burnt a part of it and made the rest his quarters”

May 8, 2008

In Which We Go All Good Life ...

“I’ve changed my mind about that pot”, said K moving all the recently planted geraniums over to another container.

At that moment I didn’t mind where there were going. I was half way up a ladder and balanced with one foot on the back fence and wondering just where the people in A and E would be pulling splinters from if it gave way.

I haven’t smelt roofing felt in the sun for many, many years. “Have you done this before then?”, asked K as I sliced off another length from the roll. I had but that was with my father thirty five years ago.

Up close it smells the same and with the sun on my back and my balance a little steadier I close my eyes and drift back all those years.

May 7, 2008

Oysters, Fish and Sea ...

It’s not every day you are asked by the waitress to put the amount of the meal into the chip and pin machine but that was probably the better option after her first attempt was £720.

Today K and I went to Brighton to spend a night away by the sea. Amazingly the beach was full by four o’clock of people sitting on the stones sunbathing or enjoying a drink at the seaside cafes and pubs.

There is something about the seaside in summer. Perhaps it was because we were away from home but it really did feel today like we were abroad.

Turning away from the delights of “The Organist Entertains Singalong” at the hotel we wandered around The Lanes before settling on a fish restaurant.

Despite being short handed (and the rudeness of the owner’s son and his mate) we had a very enjoyable meal and a decent bottle of wine.

“Fancy a drink on the house ?”, said the waitress after the trauma of settling the bill.

After that we headed back the hotel to sleep to the sound of seagulls over the pier.

May 6, 2008

Giselle's Gazelle ...

After the good start we made yesterday at the garden centre today was supposed to be an inspiring visit to a large, formally landscaped garden.

Until we got onto the question of what bird’s name starts with G.

“Gazelle”, said K, “That’s it - or Giselle”.

After that we had to re-programme the satnav to take us to the zoo.

We left still none the wiser what the name of the bird was but very impressed with the tigers…

May 5, 2008

Bank Holiday ...

Ingredients :

  • Shopping - done - a visit the the garden centre
  • Family - done - long overdue visit to see Karen (I’m surprised the chocolate lasted this long)
  • DIY - done - pumped up two sets of bike tyres

May 4, 2008

Polesden Lacey ...

“I’m so very glad you feel it still a home, so many of us come from the village and we like to think we look after it for her”, said the woman in the billiards room.

Small, with immaculately coiffered hair, her voice trailed off before she ventured onto the subject of the National Trust and how they had taken over the house. That was best left unsaid.

Polesden Lacey, however, still does feel like a home. With rooms set out as if you had walked in while Dame Margaret Greville was out walking her dogs around the estate or entertaining royalty on the main lawn the place has a welcoming feel and it’s fitting that the owner and her dogs lie at rest close to the house.

“Have you had lunch ?”, we are asked. “Of course you are a little late to eat at the restaurant now but perhaps next time, or bring a picnic”. Maybe, perhaps, we will.

May 3, 2008

2, 6, 9 ...

At the back of the shop a black man is shouting.

“You are a thief, you did not charge me for that and now I have to spend more money with you to get it setup.”

Eyes and faces are turning and the salesmen at the front of the shop where I am are sensing that, with attentions diverted, sales may soon be lost.

“I’m sorry, we don’t run that part of the shop. We rent it out to another company”, says the man across the counter to me. I’m a pretty easy sale. I know what I want and I want to buy it from them. I’ve bought here before and I like them and they like my money. All I need to do is negotiate a few extras and lower the price a little.

If Martin was doing this dance it would take a lot longer and be a lot more bloody but I have a price in mind and want to get out of London and back home to the promise of the first barbecue of the year.

We stand by the chip and pin machine. “I hope that you didn’t mind the noise”, says the salesman to me. “No but perhaps you need to put up the rent”, I reply.

I walk out wondering just how good the G9 is.

May 2, 2008

Technology Good and Bad ...

I like technology, I love gadgets and when they are simple and work first time I’m in heaven.

To get around the WiFi-less dead spot in the front room I recently bought a couple of Powerline ethernet adapters. I was a little skeptical as my WiFi router is on one ring main, the ground floor is on another but I was pleasantly suprised to find that not only did they work but that they both worked on four gang power extensions.

Tonight K and I were at Martin’s having a Thai banquet. “Don’t worry about your PC, I think it’s the firewall and anti-virus I put on it fighting McAfee, it’s a ten minute job”, I told him as the plates were cleared away.

By 11:0 pm I was close to giving up. I’d removed all the software I had provided for them. With McAfee re-installed I tried the parental controls, was shocked to find that the one site I picked it had allowed. But even worse was the fact that it didn’t allow any outbound DNS lookups.

I guess that’s the price you pay for easy to use technology. At some point the IT Gods catch up with you and you find yourself re-installing all the things you just removed….

May 1, 2008

Postman Pat and the Very Bad Decision ...

Behind me the queue stretches back fifteen people.

Ahead of me there are four people, one of whom is propping open the door. I can’t see how many people are inside or just why it’s taking so long.

“I was here in the rain yesterday”, I hear someone say. We had to shelter under there while we waited. Where I was yesterday it didn’t rain it hailed. I’ve only got a suit on and the sky is getting blacker.

A bloke two ahead of me sighs and gives up and I can finally see into the office where people are waiting to pick up undeliverable parcels.

The bloke behind the counter takes the card and with a look of resignation disappears from view. We wait for him to return. We wait, and wait.

The last time I was here there were two people doing this job and through the inner door was an office with green painted racking with numbered cards sicking out in places. That time the card was taken and the postman took a few steps to the book to check the number and a few steps more to the racks, compare the number and back to hand it over to the person waiting.

We wait for the return of the parcel and I watch the people inside. Gone are the green racks and in their place are new pigeon silver holes with barcodes on them. People bustle in and out, use barcode guns and pick up parcels and head off out to their rounds.

We wait for the return of the parcel and all the faces in the queue (well those in the office or at the door who can watch) turn expectantly to the window as a little Mrs Tiggywinkle like lady wanders close to us. She will help ! But no, she stamps a piece of paper and disappears back to her silver pigeon holes.

Our postman returns, “Sorry it was stuck in the last bin right at the end”, he says handing over the parcel. He’s averaging 5 minutes per parcel now, the pace has been picked up.

Outside the reason for the lack of customer parking is becoming clear. Every car belongs to a postman who parks there to load up his car before heading out on their rounds.

I look at my card. There’s a number to call. I try it imagining that I can speak to someone inside and at least get this bloke some help. The number turns out to be a central system with nine options, none of which are complaint lines.

Distention breaks out in the ranks. Cries are raised of, “Why can’t they help ?”, “Who do they work for ?”.

The problem is that they took a working system which looked efficient and replaced it with one person, a long walk, chaos and the impression that there are loads of people behind the scenes who do nothing more than have friendly chats amongst themselves and don’t care about the people queuing in the rain.

Finally I’m at the desk and I hand over my card.

“Any idea what this is ?”, he asks me with a look of resignation.

Postal deliveries by car increasing risk of thefts | UK news | The Guardian

“The security of the Royal Mail is being put at risk by widespread use by postal workers of unauthorised private cars to carry mail on their rounds, the Guardian has learned. Growing numbers of postmen are using their own vehicles to transport postal sacks, placing the bags at risk from thefts and break-ins.

According to the Communication Workers Union, managers at several depots encourage the practice or turn a blind eye in an attempt to meet delivery targets. Even in cases where private car use is authorised, the union says managers often fail to carry out document and risk assessment checks to ensure vehicles are roadworthy and secure.”

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